A Police car was stolen...

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    amazingtrade Mad Madchestoh fan

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    ... they are now short of 90 horses

    Is that the worst joke ever?
     
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    I-S Good Evening.... Infidel

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    Not as bad as when they had all their toilet seats stolen.

    They had nothing to go on.

    Or when all the dogs were stolen.

    They had no leads.

    Why thank you, that is my coat!
     
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    Isaacs joke I get...the other passes me by completely, for some reason (probably my simplicity :(). Anyone care to explain? Anything to do with 90bhp police cars or am I totally embarrassing myself here? :D
     
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    The police are so silly they actually used 90 horses to get a 90bhp car?

    Thats as good as I can figure out. I suppose that is why its such a bad joke.
     
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    A peephole had been found drilled in to the side of the ladies changing rooms at the gym.
    Police are looking in to it.

    A lorry load of wigs was stolen overnight.
    Police are combing the area for clues.
     
    AlexTaylor, Dec 10, 2005
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