He he - cheers! I have a fair few "in real life" friends too, as a social, er, something or other! Just not got that "special" one (female - Bub!) yet 
Penance - yep, Mutley used to crack me up as a kid - always seemed like a funny name for a place. Mind you, it's not as funny as Crapstone (just up the Tamar). Now THAT'S class!
Goomer - maybe Peter Andre can cover the Amoeba song - it's gotta be better than "Insania"? Or maybe Lister's "sham glam" band, to add to their set including "Ohm" 