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I hate smoking too, but my left hand is more attractive than Jade (I'm right handed) although someone once lold me fat birds try harder but I havent sought to prove this theory

 

One thread is telling him to cut the grass and the other sending him to amsterdam WTF

 

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt

 

nah they don't. they just eat more

 

me too...except that i'd never pay for a prostitute...my mate did though. he said 'rozzar, give me 20 mins in the red light district and i'll meet you back here '
he came back with a smile. first time in about 3 years i'm led to believe :SLEEP:

 

I paid for one. It was crap. Never again.

They are clearly only after your money (it is their job after all) and given that, its hard to make it an erotic experience, when, every time you try and touch their breasts, or kiss em, they start shouting out prices!

 

It does sound a bit pointless, especialy if they are as ugly as the hookers who hang around the red light district in Manchester. They would have to pay me.

 

"I paid for one. It was crap. Never again.

They are clearly only after your money (it is their job after all) and given that, its hard to make it an erotic experience, when, every time you try and touch their breasts, or kiss em, they start shouting out prices!"


wtf?

some things are best kept personal!

 

Don't worry its not like his parents will ever read it, its not like this site is indexed on google

 

lol...

 

I dont have secrets.

My parents know fine well what I would be getting up to in Amsterdam, and it wasn't to see the culture.

 

Not in my experience. Many fat birds are fat because they're lazy (I know that's a generalisation, but all the fat people I know are fat because of this) - and my ex was fairly massive and totally shod in the sack.

A dead body would have more appeal than THAT - so long as it's still warm. It'd probably be more appreciative as well...