This flyer was stuck to the notice board at work: Manchester Council Workshops for men. Manchester Library 23rd/24th June OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL AGES WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will only accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics include: - DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR Practical session DISHES & CUTLERY: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY THEMSELVES TO KITCHEN SINK/DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming: Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role-play HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER & YOUR PARTNER Outline class and role-playing HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation techniques, meditation and breathing exercises REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your diary or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO COPE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselling sessions