AT could this course be any use to you?

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  1. lordsummit

    lordsummit moderate mod

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    Manchester Council

    Workshops for men. Manchester Library
    23rd/24th June
    OPEN TO MEN ONLY

    ALL AGES WELCOME

    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will only

    accept a maximum of eight participants

    The course covers two days, and topics include: -


    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

    Step by step guide with slide presentation



    TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS?

    Roundtable discussion



    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR

    Practical session



    DISHES & CUTLERY: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY THEMSELVES TO KITCHEN

    SINK/DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

    Debate among a panel of experts



    LOSS OF VIRILITY

    Losing the remote control to your significant other - help line and support

    groups



    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house

    upside down while screaming: Open forum




    DAY TWO



    EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

    Group discussion and role-play



    HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

    PowerPoint presentation



    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

    Real life testimonial from one man who did



    IS IT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

    Driving simulation



    LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER & YOUR PARTNER

    Outline class and role-playing



    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

    Relaxation techniques, meditation and breathing exercises



    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE

    Bring your diary or PDA to class



    GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO COPE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

    Individual counselling sessions
     
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    amazingtrade Mad Madchestoh fan

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    Hehe.

    The last time my gf attempted to reverse I suffered whip lash all week and she needed a new bumper and light cluster.

    I may have slightly distracted her at the time though :D
     
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