Avert your eyes, Michael...

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    Telkman Nurturing Malevolence

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    michaelab desafinado

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    :cry: - doubt they'd ever be able to clean that paint off properly from all the nooks and crannies in the interior.

    Michael.
     
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    rsand I can't feel my toes

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    Thats appauling. The guy wants throwing out the back of a moving truck wrapped in barbed wire
     
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    :cry:no they won't, that's a write off I think.

    What a waste, why couldn't he paint the owner instead?
     
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    Tenson Moderator

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    What are you all talking about? That's an improvement! :p
     
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    Dev Moderator

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    In that case I wish he'd "improved" the owner and your car :p :p :p :p :p
     
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    wadia-miester Mighty Rearranger

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    Hey, spot on Dev, haven't had a good laugh today excellent, best thing to happen to arragant mobile (did he pay extra for the indicators I wonder?)
    Moral here, don't dick a looney tunes ex's, its not worth the hassle, proberbly a crap jump anyway, after if she goes for guys with M3's speaks volumes................. :rolleyes:
     
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    Too expensive for a write-off Id say. We got a C230 in that received the brake-fluid treatment and various objects through the glass plus an unusual dint in the bonnet that someone claimed to be caused by her head! We had it for over a year as it was all involved in legal proceedings so we wouldnt do the work. Still there when I left.

    As an aside, the funniest (not for the owner though) car we had back was an S-Class we'd sold a few months before hand. The owner played hell with us 'coz it wouldnt start and non of the electrics would work. Turned out mice had got in whilst he was away and totally trashed the thing. Seat internals, Door internals, wiring looms, sound-proofing, climate system even the bit of the engine had been chewed to bits..........the mice escaped in our garage so dont be worried about them!
     
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    lhatkins Dazed and Confused

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    couldn't have happened to a better car, living up to this name Break My Windows, :lol:
     
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    julian2002 Muper Soderator

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    must.... contain.... rising.... laughter....
     
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    Not a pretty sight. The vandalism is pretty bad too.
     
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    greg Its a G thing

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    Are y'all sure it's not some post modern custom finish?
     
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    I was reading in a magazine the other day about the adaptive cruise control in the new Mercedes S class. When activated, the car automatically keeps a safe distance from the car in front without intervention from the driver.

    Apparently BMW have a similar cruise control system in their cars. With the BMW system, when activated, the car automatically accelerates until it reaches the car in front, and then stays at a user selected distance of between 5 and 50cm.
     
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    This so called "psycho" must really have been off his head!

    I wouldn't risk doing that to an M3 owner - not with the respect they command in the hoood.

    If you look carefully, can't you read the word "Wanker" inscribed down the side panels?

    Is that on the options list?
     
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    Robbo,
    Is that for real or are you just joking again. :rds2:
     
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    Hey Robbo, I now realise the twat in an M3 who was attempting to tailgate me yesterday, was in fact the victim of the new BMW cruise control. I take pity on these poor individuals who no longer have full control over their vehicles...
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    I thought it was "Better make way" (too much Shopping methinks ;)).

    Sod the car - the owner got what he deserved. Maybe he'll keep his paintbrush to himself and not go dipping it in someone else's paintpot next time eh?

    My guess is the other bloke was either inspired by Betty Blue or the Stone Roses - he he.
     
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    michaelab desafinado

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    Why not read the post properly before making silly comments like that. The M3 owner was with the psycho's EX-wife so the psycho was just pissed off that his EX-wife had moved on, which being his EX-wife she was fully entitled to do.

    The psycho here is just like the Harvey Nicks killer who just couldn't accept that the relationship was over. Unfortunately it appears to be a rather common trait in men :(

    Michael.
     
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    Stereo Mic

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    M3 owner still got what he deserved Michael - think of the number of fellow road users he would have terrorised since he'd owned the car.
     
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    michaelab desafinado

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    I'll take my M3 over your nancy-boy S3 any day :)
     
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