Why do Norman and Wilko still wear those black nylon shirts?

I'm sure Trinny and Susannah would have something to say

And I have no problem at all recreating the sound of a load of drunks in the room..

And as for live gig sound, how rare is it to actually get good sound in yer average venue? I barely knew that it was possible for live amplified sound to be good (apart from 1 Kraftwerk gig) until I went to the Jazz Cafe!

And don't even get me started on stadium sound..