Not the county. For the past 10 years I (we) have slept on a futon mattress on top of a fairly large and very cheap pine ikea bed frame. The futon was custom made for the bed so is considerably larger than a normal double futon, it has been (in the past) great for my back and incredibly relaxing partly because it's completely motionless when you move around or your partner get's in/out of bed. However it's is now absolutely rock hard - think council pavement... So it's time for a new bed. The futon was always very firm, I liked it when it was still comfy and would probably have one again, but the lady in my life doesnt dig the futon thing anymore. I'm reluctant to go with (my perception of) the typical British bouncy sprung (but unsupportive) mattress having slept on a futon since '89. So what about a water bed? I realise it sounds somewhere between Barry White and Abigail's Party, and has the comic potential of a Peter Sellers film, but apparently (or at least I'm lead to believe) things have moved on in the water bed world. They dont leak, are pretty reasonably priced, dont necessarily need a mirrored ceiling and don't make you sea sick. Supposedly they are the ultimate in comfort and back health. TBH I'm scared of a 1 metric tonne bed coming crashing through the ceiling - maybe I'm a little overly concerned. So my esteemed members - any thoughts? Am I underestimating the modern sprung mattress? If so which are best? Has anyone got a water bed and if so what's it like? Anything i need to be aware of?