best chatup lines?

Seemed to work in the case of my natural birth mother. Thank god for adoption...

Here's one ilockyer came up with - still tempted to try it:
"My mates reckon you're out of my league. I'm looking for promotion".

Not too tacky, and fairly amusing.

Chat up lines don't work though - just be yourself or they'll see right through it!

 

'The most important thing is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made'.

 

Compliment, compliment, polite - BE NORMAL!!!

Funny you say about the 'out of league' comment, there was one guy I knew pretty uggly not fantastic dress sense had a lot of success with the your premiership divison, and Im sensitive bleeding heart stories. Never lasted long though cause he was (I assume IS) a total prick but did pretty well in the shag stakes.

 

Aint that the truth

 

My mate approached this lass in a university canteen, opened his palm, crushed an ice cube and said"now that I've broken the ice can I sit down".
She is now his wife.......

 

<puke>

 

Hi,

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?"

SCIDB

 

canteen..?? - so theres a good chance that they may have been sober..? blimey...!!!

 

A genuine one from a friend of a bloke I used to work with.

He was out in the country somewhere (Cheltenham way I think) and this rather fine looking 30 something posh bird rode up on a horse.

"God, he looks hot and sweaty" said the bloke pointing at the horse.

"So would you be if you were between my legs" she replied!

Matt.

 

Similar to the one where you walk up, and start doing little jumps on the spot with your arms flat to your side and your hands pointing utwards (think penguin). The strange look you're given is replied to with "just trying to break the ice".

How about you call the "target" over by signaling with the universal "wiggly finger" gesture. If/when they approach, you say "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all ten".

 

colleague at work gave me her worst opening approaches, amazingly both from Essex lads....

- ' you don't sweat much for a fat lass'
- ' are those your own tits or have you had an operation'

classy...

 

I LIKE that one - classic

That horsey woman sounds like my kind of bird - a bit like Lauren from Neighbours (she's still a fox now, according to her picture in Loaded a few months back )

 

quite appropiate I think if he's talking to Essex lasses...

 

I find 'WOOF' works quite well.

Or sometimes 'Grrrrrrr'


(No really!)

 

Like Kelly's Heroes!

 

Kelly's Heroes??? Who they???

I remember Hogan's Heroes

Don't remember them using 'WOOF' though.

Different rules apply when chatting up blokes though. Chat up lines aren't always necessary - 5 seconds of eye contact is often all that is required :shame:

 

You openly admit to chatting up blokes

 

And why shouldn't he?

 

Quite!

 

technobear is the resident bloke that bats for the other side - which just goes to show that vareity is the spice of life and that zerogain is the place to be for wide ranging views and opinions.

I always thought the avatar kinda said it all!