best chatup lines?

I wish that worked on birds! BELIEVE ME, if people knew how hard it is for someone with nystagmus to even MAKE eye contact, let alone hold it, it'd beat all chatup lines to hell in terms of effort!

 

Makes life easier. However, there's plenty of complicated and confusing ones out there too...

 

Is that a problem?


Chris,
Kelly's heroes, a ww2 comedy with clint eastwood telly sevalis donald sutherland etc
Sutherland plays a laid back tank driver (like a 60's guy in ww2) and says WOOF a lot.

 

Ha Ha, didn't know you were gay, I thought it was a gramatical slip that I was pulling your leg over, the shoe is on the other foot now though, nice one

Being gay must have many advantages like going out with people that have the same mind set towards sex, hifi, movies and boys toys ect. As this and the other thread have pointed men and women are the real odd couple?

 

try - 'I think your beard needs a trim...'

for women that is...not blokes!

 

I'm sure there are more, just not as outspoken as Chris.

FWIW my gf's best friend is gay, and I have a very good friend who's lesbian. They and their respective partners are top people.

None of us has much choice about what turns us on. Discrimination because of sexual preferences is stupid.

Back to the chat-up lines.

 

Agreed!

I was not (and would never) pulling anyone up on their sexual preferences. I was as I have already said, mistakenly pulling someons leg on what I thought was a missworded sentence (an easy mistake to make not knowing TB was gay) I refuse to branded a homophobe when this is so untrue, I have a gay friend occasionally go to gay and mixed gender clubs and bars with him and his fella.

I had a very religeous up, that condemned homosexuality and it was one of the deciding factors of not continuing in that faith, I questioned a god that could teach hate for its own children.

Not saying anything else on this now, Techobear if my comment offended you? Sincerest appologies.

Rob

Fancy a shagg? Generic chat up line, that could work for all sexual persuasions. I've never had the bottle (or stupidity) to use it though.

 

Think about this for a while and you'll find that you were indeed discriminating against gay people, even though it was meant as a joke. But it's not a big deal, and I don't have you down as a homophobe or anything at all.

Nothing more to say about this from me, either.

 

"how much, love? Will £20 cover it?"

 

One that my mate tries with foriegners;

"Got any English in you?" She says no, "How about I sort that with 9" of it then"

Bless his little cotton socks, he doesnt have much luck with the woman, except bolton grippers.

 

rsand,
that foot in mouth disease is a bitch huh?
cheers


julian

 

Sometimes I only onpen my mouth to change feet

 

I find something like "sumisen ga" is a good start (I know the spelling is incorrect, but that's phonetically how it's pronounced).
Japanese girls seem to love an opening in their own language, even if you no nothing more.
Being fair, haven't been out with and english bird in 13 years.

 

The best one Ive had; YES ME, I let a girl get served at the bar before me and her mate tapped me on my back, I turned round and she said "Im looking for a gentlemen to treat me like a lady, maybe I can stop looking". Nothing happened cant remember why, pity, she was a stunner. Funniest one, well scariest Ive had; "buy me a drink and I'll show you my stretch marks" NEVER GO ROUND CHORLEY FOR A NIGHT OUT! Usual ones; I like your shirt, have you got the time, my mate thinks you look like xxxxxxxx, all decent ice breakers ive heard.

 

What a strange saying 'put your foot in your mouth is'.

 

Just so long as you don't try to put both feet in as then you won't have a leg to stand on

 

Or just arcing around?

 

I had that happen on the way into Reading once; some girl claimed I looked like Damon Alban (sp?). By the time I'd finished laughing (I look NOTHING like him - he's way better looking) they'd left!

Foot-in-mouth syndrome is common round these parts too. I have size-12 feet, so it's a good thing I've got a gob to match them!

As for looking like a prat, I remember a woman from work saying "I might meet the woman of my dreams tonight". I said "Nice Freudian slip..". When we all got down the pub she said "it wasn't a slip, I'm lesbian" and I went bright red and apologised for being such a twonk and said "that's cool". Foot in mouth there alright!

 

Went on a stag do this weekend and the best chatupline paled at the two used on me and a friend - NO CHATUPLINE some bird just walked up to me threw her arms round my neck and stuck her tongue down my neck <shock> I didn't even see her coming, had to push her off to see what she looked like. Another woman (ugly as fk BTW) walking behind me started rubbing herself behind me and groping me. She also later tried it with a mate. If we tried any of these techniques on them it'd be attempted rape? Certainly getting a slap for it!