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    Markus S Trade

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    Next season on ITV: Desperate Singles, the series.
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    Typical isn't it? Mind you, I've had THREE birds in a ROW once (major miracle for me!) come up to me in a club and say "I'm 21 - can I have a snog?" (they were probably underage, but I was only 18 and am partially sighted, so what can you do) so I snogged one after the other.

    I still can't help thinking the second and third were told in succession from the previous snog-er about the obscene length of my tongue... I can pick my nose with it for one thing - dead easy!

    As for being desperate - being single doesn't make you desperate...
     
    domfjbrown, May 23, 2005
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    mr cat Member of the month

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    so, what do you exactly mean when you say you 'had' them..? :rolleyes: :D
     
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    I-S Good Evening.... Infidel

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    No, but being desperate will almost invariably result in you being single.
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    Well, ok, not "had" in THAT sense, but at the time it happened it was as near as 'cos my luck's always been crap. Actually, I COULD have "had" the third one if I'd been listening properly - the PA in that club was atrocious, and when it finally dawned on me what she'd asked, the moment, and the girl, were gone. D'oh!
     
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    mr cat Member of the month

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    story of my life...but I like to think that I'm making up for it now, despite being in my 30's...!!

    but my ex is giving me hassle now - when I was living with her, she invited a course mate around (from Uni) - she kinda came onto me...now that we've broken up (but still kinda friends until yesterday...) I e-mailed her friend...nothing happened as she assumed that I was still seeing my ex...but I had sent this lass a joke e-mail and she inadverntly sent it to me ex...the words 'hitting' 'sh*t' and 'fan' come to mind...this all happened yesterday...I'm still trying to explain myself, she think that I was two timing her! sigh...
     
    mr cat, May 24, 2005
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    She's an EX. That means "no more". Tell her you were "on a break" - since she's a woman, and almost certainly a telly addict, she'll know instantly what you're on about... If that doesn't work, kill her (joke!).

    I don't see why ex's think they have a right to keep getting in yer face about everything - I still see mine occasionally, but she's got no say in anything I do. I think she actually regrets messing me around but I have no regrets in dumping her - in fact, she's set my personal development back years...
     
    domfjbrown, May 24, 2005
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    Happened to me many years ago when I was munching an apple.

    She: Can I have a bite?
    Me: Why sure...
    She: I don't mean the apple
     
    ClashCityRocker, May 26, 2005
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