Brain machine 'improves musicianship'

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    michaelab desafinado

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    michaelab, Jul 24, 2003
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    themadhippy seen it done it smokin it

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    nothing new there then,most of the muso i know dont have much going on inside there heads anyway,especially drummers:eek: There prefered method of mind clearance often used before gigs is the intake of large quantitys of alcohol or/and dope
     
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    TMH - I think in this particular instance it's more aimed at classical musicians. Apparently the technique has in one case "turned a good pianist into a great one" :eek:

    IME classical musicians are a little more restrained in their intake of mind altering substances :D

    Michael.
     
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    space cadet Far out...

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    I can see that this is the way of the Playstation... mind controlled games to substitute a nights sleep and cure your addictions. Bring it on!!
     
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    ERE' Les you cheeky Fokker :D that's pure showmanship sir ;)
     
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    I can just see a tv commercial for this technique:

    Actor: I used to suffer from epilepsy, alcoholism and attention deficit disorder. But thanks to the revolutionary techniques of Dr. Franstein, I have been able to lead a normal life. With his new, revolutionary technique, Dr. Frankenstein not only has been able to rid me of my ailments, but has taught me to play the piano like a professional musician. Yes, it's true. I can now play the piano really well without worrying about an epileptic seizure affecting my perfomance and spoiling the mood for the audiences. You owe it to yourself to try Dr. Frankenstein's brain enhancing creativity techniques. And if you call right now, we'll send you this Casio keyboard absolutely free! That's right, this hundred dollar Casio keyboard can be yours just for calling. Think of the awe in eyes of your family members as you perform Chopin's Pollonaise like a professional musician without a single seizure. The attention deficit disorder that you're experiencing right now that's making it hard for you to concentrate on this important message will no longer be of concern. Just think of all the new possibilities that will be open to you by trying Dr. Frankenstein's revolutionary techniques. So call now! Operators are standing by.

    Disclaimer: Dr. Frankenstein's technique may cause serious side effects such as nausia, dimentia and death. Consult your doctor if you experience a metal bolt growth on the side of the neck. Some patients experienced stiffness of joints, speech loss and an overextended forehead.

    Call now!!!
     
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