Caption competition?

As it's Friday, let's lighten the mood and see who can come up with the best caption for this picture:-

 

Moo.

 

I am after some bullshit , do you have any ?

 

I like that one

How about:

You as the next Prime Minister - pull the udder one

 

Quack

 

"I am after some bullshit , do you have any "

That must be the cow asking Cameron !

 

Alright then, look me in the eyes and tell me you don't love me.

 

You're in the Bullingdon Club as well. Oh yaah, its absolutely spiffing isn't it, arf, arf.

 

Best one so far IMO.

 

Under my green Polices you will need to cut your greenhouse gas emissions from your farting and belching , do I have your cowmmitment?

 

Right Georgie O', give her a taste of your 'fiscal policy' - (zip!) MOOO!!!

 

I wish he'd shut the f*ck up. Doesn't he know i don't have the right to vote.

 

You may know my associate Maggie T. Another mad cow.

 

What a load of bullocks

 

Can you tell the dark horse from the black cow?

 

This is from abroad:

The cow, to the cameraman: 'Why is it that in Britain politicians always want to interview us?'

This is a true mystery for continental people, you know? The short answer might be because they avoid being photographed with donkeys and choose cows instead. No offense meant to donkeys or Brits, just to politicians.

 

Urgh, can you smell something.......?

Smells like somebody is talking bulls**t again.

 

" You're not mad are you?"

 

"Damnit. I thought it was a typo when the invite said this was going to be a "meat and greet" that I could milk for publicity"