cheesy chat up lines...

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    mr cat Member of the month

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    I've just been reading the Sun's Party Girls article and they always have a paragraph entitled 'Cheesy chat uplines' - of they have normally been the recipients...

    blimey, does anyone on here actually use them, and do they work..???

    I fotgot the ones listed, but I'm sure you know that kind I mean....
     
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    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    Make sure the "target" is watching you and lick your index finger.

    Then MOtion her toward you.

    When (if) she comes over to you say

    "Well I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with all 10"

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    "Wanna f@#k?"

    If she says yes, then well done.

    If she says no.....

    "Mind getting on the floor while I do then?"

    erm....... and something about the stars in the sky, and eyes etc....

    No I don't use them.
     
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    michaelab desafinado

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    Some of my faves:

    "What's your name? Because when I was dreaming about you last night I could only call you baby"

    "Get your coat - you've pulled"

    "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized or not?"

    Michael.
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    "You have beautiful eyes"
    "Here's 10p to ring your mum and tell her you won't be back tonight"
    "You know what would look good on you? Me."

    Chat up lines never work - they're for gimps, townies and morons.

    Keep it real people!
     
    domfjbrown, Apr 26, 2004
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    Heavymental

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    My friend gave me a book on chat up lines with translations for all around the world. Now i can say the following in many different languages.

    "You may not be the prettiest girl in the room but beauty is only a lightswitch away"

    Don't know how it made the book!

    Following on from Michaels....

    Question................"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Obvious answer....."Unfertilized"
    Brilliant retort........."No problem, I'll shoot my load in your face "

    :duck:
     
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    Ultrasonic Bo selecta!!

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    Heres a couple of Ultra's classics:D

    " Mmm, my word darling, those are a cracking pair of legs you have there, what time are they open "

    " Thats a nice outfit, i bet it will look nice on my bedroom floor"

    EDIT2add

    " Ive got the F, ive got the CK, all i need is U "

    :bs:

    Ultra:D
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    CLASSIC! I'm going to try that one out I reckon - it's got to be worth a shot!

    Or you could use the Kevin Bloody Wilson school of charm:
    "Do you f*** on first dates?
    Does your dad own a brewey
    Could I feel yer tits?
    Or would you show them to me
    'Cos you got a nice head
    And you look pretty honest
    So this face'll be leaving in a quarter of an hour
    I'd like you to be on it...

    ...Now this new method of mine
    Might not work every time
    But then again
    No method will
    I've been spat at and slapped
    And knee'd in the knackers
    He he - but then I got a few f***s as well!

    Do you f*** on first dates...

    Etc etc :)
     
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    mr cat Member of the month

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    and the old classic from Sid the Sexist (Viz comic) -
    "do you fancy a f**k..?"
    she - "NO!"
    sid - "well, do you fancy lying down whilst I have one..?"

    :D
     
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    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    OI!!! Gimp boy!!! :p
     
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    auric FOSS

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    Jewellery helps

    "You have such classic beauty - will you let me give you a String of Pearls?"
     
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    garyi Wish I had a Large Member

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    The word of the day is legs, lets go out side and spread the word.
     
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    Will The Lucky One

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    'Your eyes, they're like spanners....

    ....everytime I look into them, my nuts tighten'

    :duck:
     
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