Council house face lift - resd this

we're never going to agree, even if any of you actually grasped what I was actually saying.

 

john,
pehaps rather than just sigh and roll your eyes in what must be a very satisfying yet martyred way you could explain what you are saying, and possibly the context you are using to come to this conclusion if it's not too personal, in such a way that we can grasp it.
cheers


julian

 

Well, here's an obvious example: this thread is called "council house face lift", the suggestion being that people who live in council houses and have combed back hair are chavs. Er, why, if chavness has nothing to do with class, the words "council house"? Are we supposed to think there is something intrinisically "chav scum"-like about people who live in council houses? Why? Because they live in council houses, or because they have combed-back hair? Isn't this just lazy stereotyping?

-- Ian

 

I think its just humour

if the post had been to take the piss out of the henrys who went on the rampage about foxy woxy,would there still have been such condemnation?

 

Ian,
Well said.

 

The saying chavi is usully accompained by the 'Mush' and was asigned to the Travelling fetnerity as "Hoi, whats the chavvy mush doing?' the scrote popualtion seems to have hijacked it

 

Exactly, I saw this on the web, found it really funny and thought I'd share it, that's it.

Having siad that, having lived on a council esatate I could relate most of what the web said, it seemed to fit most of the charactors on the estate to a tee!

 

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Pure "chav" Class!

 

ihatkins

you don't get it do you.

 

Neither do I, I'm afraid. Lhatkins has had to deal with all kinds of crap to get where he is, so I think he's qualified to be down on these lazy sacks of sh*t.

 

then you don't get it either do you

 

Christ, why dont you cheer up you miserable git!!! It was a joke, have you heard of these?

 

Paul

You're right it was all a big joke - ha ha ha

John

 

John - I understand your sentiments, but I don't agree that chavs should be lauded as martyrs etc; we pay for them to do sod all, so we can derive fun from mocking them. That's that said.

 

How do you know what tax pays for them? Their income support could be paid by themselves via fags/booze and vat.

 

My apologies as I have not read this thread but get the gist there is some mis-understanding.

There is no need for chaviness, up bringing, money etc has no bearing.

Full stop

 

The booze/VAT thing won't pay for all of it, they have to pay rent too (or the government does) then you have NHS, the cost of a failed education etc.

Also most the stuff chavs buy is pirated anyway so they hardly ever pay VAT, if they want a TV they go to the local fencers, if they want a car they either twoc it or buy a second hand Nova 3 months away from the failed its last MOT.

Of course one problem with this entire thread is nobody has defiended what a chav/scally is

To me a chav isn't somebody who wears a baseball cap, drives a Nova SRI and lives in a council house as they could have perfectly good jobs and live by the law. A chav to me is really a pitty crinmal or those who abuse the state welfare system.

 

But if you have two scally parents named Jason and Kylie and daddy dives a nice B Reg Fiesta XR3i with no MOT and tryes like Clive James's head aren't you more likely to become one?

 

Thing is You have not taken this to the logical conclusion. Chavs are like rats, the only reason kids are chavs is because their parents are chavs.

In other words, if some twat hadn't decided burbery and blling bling were cool none of this would have happened