daft joke...

Chicken and Donkey
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> On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of who loved to play
> together.
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> One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began
> to
> sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go
> get
> the farmer for help!
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> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
> and
> searched for the farmer, but to no avail, For he had gone to town with
> the
> only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3
> silver
> BMW. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful
> motorcar and the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still
> had
> time to save his friends life.
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>
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> Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
> arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
> rope
> the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper
> of
> the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
> aid of
> the powerful car, rescued the donkey!
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> Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
> the
> farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the
> two
> animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
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> A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
> and
> soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his
> life!
> The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
> puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing!" and
> he
> would then lift him out of the pit.
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled him up and out,
> saving
> his life.
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>
>
> The moral of the story



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> When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a chick.

 

Yeah, but it helps, hoho!

Good one.