Dept Of Transport Initiative - Feb 2009.

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    DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE - FEB 2009.
    Information Release.


    There is concern over the current driving standards in England, so the Department of Transport have devised a scheme to identify extremely poor and dangerous drivers.
    This system will allow all road users to recognise the potentially hazardous and dangerous ones, or those with limited driving skills and ability.

    I don't know whether you have noticed but from about the beginning of February 2009 all those drivers who are found to be a potential hazard to all other road users will be allowed to drive with their Fog Lights on – despite there being no sign of any ******* fog!

    The use of Fog Lights indicates their inability to drive properly. And show's their true ignorance.

    The Fog Lights must be turned on at the mere sight of any clouds so that they will be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

    Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have their rear Fog Lights to indicate an even greater lack of skill and limited driving intelligence.

    Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can, in order
    that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of the new use of Fog Lights.



    Thank you for your co-operation. Department of Transport.
     
    mr cat, Jan 30, 2009
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