Favourite Quotes

Wild Bunch -

"Let's go!"

"Why not!"

They even nicked that for the ST Movie First Contact I noticed.

 

Just a couple (out of many) from one of my faves, Sergio Leone's "Once Upon a Time in the West":

Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many
(Harmonica then kills the 3 thugs sent to kill him and is left with 3 horses)


Cheyenne: You could make a fortune. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hey, more than that. Thousands of thousands.
Harmonica: They call them "millions."
Cheyenne: "Millions." Hmm.

Michael.

 

No! I'm Spartacus!

Being a bit old I am also rather fond of the previously quoted Dirty Harry and Blade Runner offerings.

 

Which directly links to -

I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

 

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
and I'm all out of bubblegum"

 

From a far simpler time and a rerun on the box over the holidays.

Ned Pepper: What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?
Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?
Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a bitch.

 

A few lines from one of my favourite shows.

"Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts."

"Cram it, ape! I haven't seen that magnificent stallion since the day he left. But if I ever see him again, I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him!"

"You dare bribe Santa? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

"Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then."


"Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left!"


"I knew I should have shown him Electro Gonorrhoea: The Noisy Killer."

 

Top show, spookily enough, this one was on this evening.

 

From the infamous Braindead...

"The little bugger bit me!"
"You've got - the bite!!"
"There's some Dettol in the jeep"
"Zingaya! ZINGAYA!!!"

"I go with the zoo!"
"No - you want to go to the zoo"
"Yes please"
"Oh, ooh!"

"You get out of it, you vicious little sh**!!"
"Look at this - I've been savaged! And my dress!"

"Th-a-a-a-ank yooooou Norahhh - it's a great ho-nnnnn-uuuhhhhhh!"

"Annnnuuuaaaaalll meeetinguh!"

"Get my dress"

"It's the WLWL!"

"Your mother ate my DOG!"

"What's this then? Diggin' up a few stiffs?"
"Hey Floyd - I reckin he's one of those guys that roots corpses!"
"Yeah, he's probably got girlie's gruts on under his strides"
"Get his wallet!"

"That's my mother you're p*ssing on!"

"I dunno what kinky sh**you're into, but when I get back, I want those things buried!"

"Haven't seen mum yet!"

 

Still with all Moms best lines cut


Snoopdog,

A truly awesome TV drama, still to be bettered in my opinion.


Colonel Darius jedburgh "Get it while it's hot!

 

Q - "Why are we wearing bras on our heads"
A - "It's ceremonial"

Weird Science, with Kelly Lebrock (can't remember how you spell it). The hours I spent pondering her as a teenager.

 

(Approximate) quote from my memory of Blackadder:

"I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

 

think it was fox !!!!

 

"More cunning than a cunning fox that went to the university of cunningham"

 

Nope, it was weasel...

Wierd Science rocks - I know what you mean about "pondering" Kelly LeBrock, but it's the first time I've heard it called that.

And then there's the lush Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club Schwiiiing.

 

You could just write the whole scrip for me

'Percy you brainless son of a prostitute'

'the eyes are open, the mouth moves but mr brain has long since departed'

 

A few from random films and tv shows...

"I can't believe your head exploded. If your head explodes you'll never make it as a doctor. I mean come on, you look ridiculous!"

"What's that you're stroking?"
"Leonard; half kitten half monkey."

"That's not chicken"

"In the event of an emergency, death is certain. Cyanide capsules are provided. To take, simply break in two and place under the tongue like so" *thump*

"But the shopkeeper and his son; that's a different story altogether. In the end I had to beat them to death with their own shoes"

*Celine Dion - And I will always love you is playing in background*
"What do you think, does love last forever?"
"No, but this song does"

"What the hell do you know about surfing? You're from goddamned New Jersey"

"Step up to red alert!"
"Are you absolutely sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"

 

After 007 shoots the wrong Blowfelt:

"Wrong *****, Mr. Bond"

007 is about to have his nads cleaved apart by an industrial laser:

"Alright, I'll talk"

"I don't want you to talk, Mr. Bond. I want you to die!"

 

this one..

robbie confesses....

From THE best film ever made, so good, a certain high end manufacturer named themselves after the unseen race in the movie....

 

oh,

and who could forget...

I want out....

and...

black or white?