Favourite Quotes

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    Basil

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    Or even,

    James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
    Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
     
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    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    You missed one!

    "I kick arse for the Lord!"
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    He he - that's an obvious one though!

    I love the interplay between "The Archers" and the action taking place in the Cosgroves' house though - "Ooo ma, you are lookin' well today" (as Vera stumbles around in a zombie haze) etc etc ;)
     
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    midlifecrisis Firm member

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    "in Latin she would be babia majora"
     
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    Hex Spurt

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    "He's going to be the first Fry Cook on Mars"

    - Ferris Buellers Day Off.

    ...and...

    (conversation between the passengers of a light aircraft just after it develops engine trouble)

    Panicked passenger "Oh God! If the engine packs up how far will the other one take us?"

    Drunk "All the way to the crash site. Which is handy, 'cos that's where we're headin' "

    from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour
     
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    Gaffer74

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    followers: Hail Messiah!
    brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! HONESTLY!
    follower: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
    brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
    followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
    brian: Now, F*CK OFF !"


    and of course:
    "That's no moon...it's a BattleStation".
     
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    Gaffer74

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    Sorry, didn't mean to kill this thread :(
     
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    Heavymental

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    Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
    Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
    Nic: What are you?
    Batman: I'm Batman.
     
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    "We had a band powerful enough to turn goat pìss into gasolìne."





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