For sale; Densen DeMagic demagnetising CD

This has been tried in the balance and found wanting (see "Reviews"). However, there are folk out there who swear by it, rather than at it, the way I do, so this is your chance to pick up this worthless bit of crud, er, significant performance enhancer cheaply. Yours for EUR 15 inc. p&p ONO. Otherwise I use it as a mat for my teacup (actually, it's not even good at that).

 

Tones, a great sales pitch. Not even good as a tea mat ? LOL

I thought one's supposed to point out the positives in the object for sale.

 

And if there actually aren't any? A Tones review always tells it like it is!

I rely on the fact that there are folk who actually believe that these things do some good (just have a look at the glowing reports by actual owners on the Audio Review website - the believers outnumber those who mutter things about oleaginous liquids derived from legless reptiles). And if not, I'll use it as a frisbee to throw at the local cats when they try to chase the birds in our garden.

 

That's Mr. Honest Tones from the planet of the alps I think I can use that as a compact mirror

 

It's not even that compact, grumble, grumble...

 

P.S. I thought my sales pitch for the Eupen power cord was even better. Leopards and spots and stuff like that...

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