Hehe Haha Hoho!!!

Two elephents and a tamborine fall off a cliff.........




























....... BOOM BOOM CHISHHHH!!!

:band:

Why thankya very much! You've been great kids!

:MO!:

 

Three holes in the ground......






























Well, well, well........

 

Right made this one up MOself while trying to think of the worst joke ever

"Did you hear about the Albertros who went for a pack of biscuits and went missing?"

"He turned up in ALBER-COOKIE!!!"



:ffrc: :ffrc: :ffrc:

 

Jokes you want Jokes

One dismal rainy night in London, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving
from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he
rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed
the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a
dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to Miss?" he
stammered.

"Kings Cross," answered the woman.

"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are
you looking at driver?"

"Well madam," he answered, "I was just wondering how you'll pay your
fare?"

"The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at
the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?".

Still looking in the mirror, the cabby asked, "Got anything smaller?"


Robert

 

you lot obviously have nowt to do...hmm...

check this out...
http://www.miniclip.com/

some good online games!