Labour get my vote, because our local MP is a nice bloke, lives in the house right behind mine, always speaks to us, and is very active within his constituency.

Then theres the other candidates for my constituency, a seriously scary looking Enoch Powell doppelganger from the BNP, who lives in a 'Jamaica Inn' somewhere in Cornwall, which seems somehow funny and ironic to me. Theres the conservative candidate who lives in Leicester yet claims to be local by virtue of a dodgy postal address set up for her, and the Lib Dem candidate (who's too liberal by half).