I won a bet!

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  1. Arlequen

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    A Restaurant here in my town ..

    Some days ago I was there with some friends for a dinner and I made bet with them ... I were able to ask a young girl .. close to our table .. to remove (undress) her slip (underwear) remaining sat there ...................

    ............ I won! :JPS:

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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    I love Italy!
     
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    I think I might retire to Italy.

    What's the Italian phrase for "my canoli just overflowed its sides"
     
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    Nothing special .. Penance .. we have a mass of that average beauty girls .. a bunch of them
     
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    SMEagol Because we wants it...

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    you didn't win a bet my friend - you won the lottery! :D


    ...Darwinism has smiled on Italy!
     
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    That's excessive! Smeagol
    Italian girls .. expecially young girls .. are crazy and silly .. not so difficult to play with them around here...
     
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    Try that in New Jersey...

    You would end up either in jail or as governor.

    Same thing.
     
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    That's true ..

    In fact you can find lotsa different type of girls .. some very dark as skin or eyes and some other really northern europe looking like this one below .. who's born here from local parents .. eheh we are a good mix
    Doesn't she look like a British babe?

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    Ahaha.. never been in New Jersey but some times in NYC and Arizona - Nevada - California..
    I remeber the first time I rented a car there (kinda Grand AM 8V) .. the Police stopped me just one mile from the rent car and the policeman asked me if I was thinking to drive a Tornado

    Uhmm... never used to drive at 55 miles limit :(
     
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    We've matured a tad. It's 65 miles per hour now in New Jersey. I average 75 on the turnpike in normal traffic. 15 during the rush.

    She has lovely eyes. And a superb dentist.

    ;-0
     
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    Maybe so, but I love Italy all the same.
    Nothing like sitting at a pavement cafe andhing, Rome is fantastic for that ;) people wat
     
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    SMEagol Because we wants it...

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    British babe? - shurely shome mishtake....

    We're the Yugo of the babe-world.

    Testament to how many of my friends have been dug in the ribs, punched in the arm or kicked in the shin by their "lady" whilst on holiday falling down a hole looking at the plethora of foreign eye candy!

    I couldn't walk round Manchester photographing girls, I'd either get arrested or my camera nicked, or probably both!

    Do you have any more "art" shots Arlequen? ;)

    Heres some English culture, style and poise personified... and a couple of English Ladies to boot...

    I bring you, a typical Jeremy Kyle Show. (ps there are still a few nice bits in England)

     
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    At least your white trailer park trash speaks English.

    What's up with English dentistry...
     
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    SMEagol Because we wants it...

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    I always remember The Simpsons where Bart found "The Book of British Teeth" in the waiting room at the dentist - very funny.

    ...I think generally you need some teeth for the dentist to work on.

    As a country our teeth are awful, I had a lot of sugar as a kid, main course then pudding and little in the way of a dental health regime, as my mums generation didn't really know any better. Ironically I don't have much of a sweet tooth in adult life, but do have some nice veneers! I think dental health is better implemented in the USA, there its a matter of prevention and possibly good genetics in that department, in this country its a matter of a mouth full of crumbling amalgam!

    My dentist told me I wasn't exactly gifted when the enamel was put down on my teeth, so screwed really. I can't be alone in that problem. Its looking bad too, as since I went broke I had to cancel my private dentist, as according to my creditors thinking, apparently teeth are a luxury! Gulp, NHS here we come.

    I just want to see more of Arlequen's bets! :D
     
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    Unfortunately ... Frank .. she isn't on my patients list :(
    Perfect natural teeth
     
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    There is quite a lot about her that's natural.

    The dental care in Northern Italy must be very good. We are spoiled here in North America in that regard. I have had two cavities in 38 years, no need for braces, and had my wisdom teeth yanked at 21. I do have to use the toothpaste with the magic polish due to my coffee habit.

    I wonder if the magic polish toothpaste works on CDs.
     
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    I'm afraid to be banned :) .. others bets aren't so innocent ... LOL
     
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