japanese bank woes...

The knock on from the US sub prime market in Japan shows no signs of
letting up. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has
gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cutback some of its branches.
Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and more
than likely will go for a song.
Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and
500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and
staff fear they may get a raw deal.

 

Sent to me by one of my Irish colleagues:-


An Oirish Story.

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.

"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! "shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."

"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

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"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"




He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

I wonder how long before Dimmy realises...

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