Job Predictor

First name only = Prime Minister
Second name only = Mermaid
First and Second name = Sandwich Board Advertising
And including middle name = Chef

Oh, and for MO = MSP

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

 

Soap Actor
Stripper
Ping pong ball inspector
In a land far, far away

 

First Name = Big Game Hunter
First and Surname = Fluffy Bunny Trainer
Full Name = Playing for Aberdeen?

 

Reality TV Show Star

 

I got "Trained Assassin". I guess the hours are pretty good and the pay should be great - I'm looking forward to my new career, I just need a gun and some really pointy bullets.

Tony.

 

Full name: Muppet Impersonator

First name only: 'Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.' <- Too bloody true, best not let my boss see my typing this since I'm at work now

Last name only: Sandwich Board Advertising

Just 'Will': Rabbit slayer

Nice lets hope this site is very very wrong!

 

"Suicide Bomber"

I can't imagine a less likely outcome to my life, so if anyone ever sees news stories stating that I was a suicide bomber, it's a lie.

And a conspiracy.

And I'll get 'em for saying it....

 

professional tramp...

I thought to be a 'professional' meant that you got paid..??? hmm...that would hatrdly make me a tramp...

 

First name only = Hypnotist
Second name only = Litter collector
First and Second name = Evil boss

Hmmm ...

 

Tried Voodoo......"Jungle Explorer" .

 

I think they mean the kind of professional tramps employed by bus companies to hang around depots in order to discourage others from using the services.

A bottle of sherry and 60 fags a day is a lot cheaper than maintaining the buses and routes in good order, or so I've been told.

 

First Name only : Bearded Lady in the circus (how did they know I hadn't shaved all week?)
Last Name only: Emperor of all the world (now that's more like it! )
Middle Name only: Stripper
Full Name : Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away (hmmm sounds good to me)
Forum Nickname: MSP

 

Movie Star
Bunjee Jumper
Human Shield

 

First name: Nun
Surname: Chef
Full name: Superhero
Full including middle name: Heavyweight boxer

Michael.

 

A crime fighting Nun armed only with your handy chef hat and boxing skills then?

 

Name as usually used - clown (how did they know?)
Full name - fluffy bunny trainer - since Gary (AnnaK/666/etc.) has been reborn over at HFC as "White Rabbit", perhaps I've found my vocation.

 

For michael: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-08-13

 

first name - prime minister
second name - village idiot
surname - funeral director
full name - stunt person


edited to add ,
I,m using firefox atm , but can,t seem to get the smilies to work .Any suggestions as to what i,ve done wrong ?

 

Don't think firefox shouyld effect that (hasn't ever caused any problems for me), perhaps you've disabled them on the forum options?

 

first name : spinster with cats
first name and surname : evil boss
first, middle and surname : funeral director.

I like it