Look what I found this morning...

Antonio, I hope that's SO-3's my good man WM

 

They have enough money without needing to nick anyone else's - even more so if they're addicted to Heroin.

And please start putting BOGUS in before asylum - the few genuine ones are the ones I have no problem with.

 

Last night I got a check from the insurance company covering 100% of the cost of the new wheels + tires, they even paid the new security things... :beer:

 

Gas them - or even better flay them with barbed wire - birch/flogging is too good. Even better - go Arab style - if you can prove (DNA/finger print etc) who did it - chop the thieving c**t's arm off - they can't steal if they can't grab.




even better, feed a copper pipe up their arses and feed some razor/barbed wire up the pipe.take the pipe away and
hey presto,instant barbed wire up the anus problem.you could even attatch the wire to a large brick and then throw it over the side of a bridge.....ouch!

 

Plug it into a high amperage DC source first though

Even better - put a glass rod down the "japseye" while they're erect, and then show them a naked picture of Maggie Thatcher....

 

Even better - put a glass rod down the "japseye" while they're erect, and then show them a naked picture of Maggie Thatcher....


baggsy not the one to arouse them.........

 

Wow....

.....all this for some wheels (not belittling the theft - bastards).

What would you do to 'em if they stole your Hi Fi then....!

Give us MORE & BETTER!!!

 

My neighbour went to his Peugeot 405, parked in a side street, the other morning, to find a pile of broken glass on the pavement. But they hadn't nicked the radio/cassette - that was still in place! They'd only unscrewed and nicked the rear passenger door!! When the police turned up, they said they'd never seen anything like it before! :NADowner:

 

Recently I had my car broken into and the cd player nicked. Luckily it wasn't a good one.

The funny thing was that they didn't take any of my cds. In fact, they even took a Nina Simone cd out of the player and put it back into its box.

Life, eh?

 

Hmm - bit late noticing this thread here...about time it was moved to the Chat area I think

Michael.

 

Burglars are peasants

Chaps

About ten years ago my son left the garage door unlocked and some turd walked in and took two crates of newcastle brown.

I had 300 bottles of vintage wine stored on the wall and not one was taken. Also the champange was left untouched.

The police thought there was nothing unusal about this at all.

Even the tools were left, they just took the beer.

Regards

Mick

 

Maybe they were disturbed by..........
























the sight of 300 bottles of vintage wine stored on the wall.

 

Re: Burglars are peasants

Mick, this is most disturbing , On the wall and not the cellar?, a man of your good standing without a wine cellar, tis unthinkable, and to whit, I feel not much vintage there, I mean 300 bottles of Good vintage, whould come to more than your combined yearly salary and imcome form renting, Mick I feel you are not sharing some thing with us, Prehaps JV's love child? and your slowly reaping the rewards of his labours stashed in one of those *Quiet* bank accounts, often frequented by 'sceret folk'
Mick I doff my hat to such a quintissential gent as yourself sir, you truely are a Fine fellow One samll matter I beg your attention for sir, time to invest in a sound system of ones standing, not merely a world class audio one, are they still doing those down the Chippenham sunday market WM

 

Ah WM

Glad to see that you aspire to Swindon standards, a few more visits here and I am sure we can lick you into shape.

As regards to the wine, I am a global citizen, well actualyl Calais overnight stayer to be precise. There is a jolly little shop called Eastenders where you can buy good stuff at a fraction of the Swindon price. Buy it cheap in France, let it mature for a few years and Bobs your uncle.

You still got that old Wadia fog horn of yours, how about a trip to southern Wiltshire, they will fix you up with something rather befitting s resident of the genteel town of Cheltenham.

Must go, Mrs Mick has just poured me a nice glass of malt.

Regards

Mick