Here is my proposal

The EU proposes to become a state of the USA; therefore we all vote. The next election will be won by Europeans. And we will pass a bill to put Bush in a Zoo, as an Anthropological and Zoological exibit of a deviant specimen. Or we may create reservations (in Alaska, even in the Pacific) where we put the most offending americans so that they can carry on their primitive culture undisturbed. Thinking of it, we will put some Europeans there, too, or else in Siberia.

Just my two cents.

P.S.: this was written quite independently of Dr. Jules' proposal - he was writting it while I was writting mine. SO perhaps we can move on and vote for the proposal?