MasterCard Wedding

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  1. themadhippy

    themadhippy seen it done it smokin it

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    MasterCard Wedding

    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
    University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
    it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
    reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
    crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
    distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
    thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
    for
    providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
    a special gift just from him. So taped! to the bottom of everyone's
    chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

    He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
    envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
    having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hire a
    private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
    couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
    Then
    he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
    people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
    about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
    nothing
    were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
    $32,000
    for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
    bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
    members.

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
    friends........$32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the
    occasion......................$3,000.

    Delux two week honeymoon accommodations in
    Maui....................$8,500

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best
    man..............................................Priceless.


    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
    MasterCard
     
    themadhippy, Aug 18, 2004
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    lhatkins Dazed and Confused

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    Definatly Priceless, what a star! Now that is the way to deal with things like that,
     
    lhatkins, Aug 20, 2004
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