It was a complaint in the latest “Stereophile†that started me on these vague meanderings. (Well, that, plus a particularly indigestible European Patent Office opposition brief, which I couldn't face on the train last night). Why, said the complaint, does “Stereophile†say that everything it tests is good? Why doesn't it say that this is good and buy it, but that is not good and avoid it like the plague? The same sort of accusation could have been levelled at “Gramophone†in the good old days of John Borwick and Geoffrey Horn. “Gramophone†would never say, “this is badâ€Â. For example, Geoffrey Horn disliked the LS3/5a and said so in so many words, but he never said they were bad. To me the answer is obvious –it IS all good – to somebody. My mother enjoys music but owns some little all-in-one CD boom-box. To her, my stuff is just a total waste of money. This is an extreme example, but nevertheless I think that the law of diminishing returns sets in quite low down the scale, and above that differences are harder to pick and ever more prone to subjective judgement. In a recent thread, someone said that a hi-fi that is “accurate†in its reproduction (or even the master tape!) can be “unmusicalâ€Â, “uninvolving†and so on. As Michael and Bub among others pointed out, this is a contradiction in terms. It is axiomatic that the more accurately a hi-fi reproduces the original recording, the more musical it must be. Thus, it follows that this “musicality†and “involvement†are either actually colourations that the equipment is adding to the reproduction, thus detracting from accuracy (which, by definition, means that they're unmusical), or figments of the hearers' imaginiations. In fact, these terms are really only a jargon way of saying “I personally like thisâ€Â, and are therefore completely subjective. It seems to me that the same can be said of all the other wonderful buzz-words, such as “flat earthâ€Â, “round earthâ€Â, “grooveâ€Â, “timingâ€Â, “PRaTâ€Â, “following the tuneâ€Â, etc., etc., etc. I personally have yet to hear any bit of equipment that didn't follow the tune! Hands up, how many have you listened to a bit of equipment and the tune just got further and further behind the accompaniment? They are only saying, “This appeals to meâ€Â, nothing else. Now there's nothing wrong with this, just so long as those using the terms realise that that's what they're doing. When I first seriously started looking at musical production beyond the Dansette record player we owned, people divided loudspeakers into “British†and “US†sounding, “British†being more clear, if a bit cold, and “US†being a warmer sound. It was accepted that this was purely a matter of personal preference, not that one was “good†and the other “badâ€Â. However, opinions seem to have become more robust, with people making very definite (and definitive) statements – for which there is no objective basis. Sound does not exist between the loudspeakers and the listener. It comes into existence in our heads as the atmospheric vibrations detected at the eardrum are converted by wonderful mechanical-electrical-chemical processes into a perception of sound. And, as the brain is involved and as we are all individuals, these perceptions will be different and heard in different ways by each individual. In other words, “reality†will be different in each case. Thus, there is no right and no wrong at all. The person who says that vinyl is superior to CD is as right – or as wrong – as the one who says the converse. The person, such as my sceptical self, who says that exotic cables, equipment supports, mains leads, etc., aren't worth it, again is as right or as wrong as the true believer in such things. In the end, there is only one criterion – trust your own ears and ignore what everyone else thinks. So, how then can people be so definite that their view is the right one? To a large extent, it flows on from what I'll call “expert arroganceâ€Â. It starts with the magazine writers, who opine so definitively on things. I think they see themselves (if only subconsciously) as “experts†with superior discrimination – they have heard so much and experienced so much hi-fi, that they think they know, if not it all, at least a substantial part of it. In addition, I guess they must be aware that if they don't, or don't appear to, who's going to pay any attention to them? Consider the latest HFC awards issue. A couple of random quotes: “It manages to keep little details in place while bellowing forth a vast musical climax†“Its tendency if any is to make the music sound better rather than opt for maximum starkness†I consider my decision never again to buy a hi-fi magazine to be totally vindicated! What in heaven's name were these guys drinking and/or smoking when they wrote this rubbish? If this were academic literature, as opposed to the garbage of a couple of pretentious posers, I'd seriously consider entering these for the University of Miami's famous Bad Writing Contest (see [URL]http://www.miami.edu/phi/misc/badwrite.htm[/URL] for some fine examples). This attitude has, unfortunately, passed on to many non-magazine folk, who see themselves as experienced listeners and buyers who feel qualified to pontificate just a little, who see their personal path to audio Nirvana as being The One, who cannot see that all they have done is satisfy their own ears, and who have difficulty when someone doesn't agree with their well-entrenched position. What's wrong with you/your equipment? tends to be their reaction. However, I think it's a bit like being a parent – the only children on which you can definitively comment are your own. And of course there's that other aspect – having paid £xxx for something, you WANT to hear a difference (a.k.a. “The king's new clothes syndromeâ€Â). I've caught myself doing this, and that has helped turn me into the sceptic I am. This is a long and convoluted way of saying that I think that the “Stereophiles†and “Gramophones†have got it right and all the rest have got it wrong. However, to fill an important gap in the market, I modestly propose my own new hi-fi magazine for sceptics, provisionally entitled “Tonesworldâ€Â. This will be guaranteed completely garbage-free. No “musicalityâ€Â, no “involvementâ€Â, no tunes will be followed above and beyond the call of normal duty and PRaTs will be left where they belong, writing for HFC et al. It will consist only of news, advertising, and brief descriptions and technical specifications for any new products. There will be no testing of products whatsoever, but readers will be invited to comment on what they've bought, and these will be printed and stored on a database for all to access. Potential subscribers, please form a line here.