I think the S3 is a decent balance of style vs content even if it is pretty much a Golf 1.8T with a bigger Turbo.  If Audi tweak the new 3.2 V6 for the next S3 is would be more interesting. 

The others I completely agree are unworthy targets of desire.  Not sure about Saabs though.  The 93 is just a restyled Vectra isnt it?