Stop acting the arrogant arsehole. I'm well aware of why you're upset and why you think you've been slandered, I'm capable of reading. I was trying to leaven things with a bit of humour, something you might have been able to spot if you had either a sense of humour or a sense of perspective. From this point on you're on my ignore list. People who arrive on a forum and immediately start threatening to sue people for the smallest slight rarely prosper, and rightly so. You're only the second person I've ever felt the desire to ignore.

-- Ian