I hate the bloke, could quite easily slap him around over and over again. I throw things at the telly when he's on (really should just turn over), I put pictures of him on my dartboard. I have voodoo dolls of him, basically I hate Elton John. So it was with a huge amount of self-loathing, disgust and total teeth-grinding annoyance that I weakened and bought Goodbye Yellow Brick Road coz it was sooo cheap in the woolies cheap cd section. My plan was to use the case to replace a damage one, use the cd itself for a coaster (face down) and jam a annoying rattle in the bathroom with the booklet. However, I decided to give it one 15 sec spin just to say Ive played it and now I cant stop playin it, I just cant. I even have the songs in my head. I hang my head. I'll go to confession for the first time in 17 yrs on saturday and ask for my sinned to be forgiven.