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Discussion in 'Hi-Fi and General Audio' started by Kelly, Jun 19, 2004.

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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    So do lollipop tasters? coincidence?
     
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    I'd heard that Merlin was quite partial to little boxes :D
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    Nope, conspiracy!
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    Aint they the best

    A grinder a bumper with a pre moistened dumper:D
     
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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    Just because your paranoid-doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
     
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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    Yeah but it's essential to ensure that the angle of the dangle equals the glide of the ride
     
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    So what you're saying is that I need a specially tweaked cattleprod inserted into some tiny boxes and that will have the desired effect.......


    I think my job's going for a burton
     
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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    Just to be on the safe side, best to get some kind of Rubber Sheath for the cattle prod to eliminate cross contamination. But apart from that sounds like you've got the gist of it.
     
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    wadia-miester Mighty Rearranger

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    Arh........now cattle prods, now there's a thing, tazers, bah wasp sting, what you need a 100K static volt inducer, a pair of coils from an M3 would surfice, now they do work well, total chavvy protection, except from those caught 'speeding' without a motor :eek:
    Weston-super-mere, what memories, helmets helmets every where, not a brain cell in site, they smell of burnt rubber on bling.
    had a nice little erner going there, every sunday nite, take the tranny down to the sea front (a few years back now), set up the genny, lights micro wave (for customer refreshment a pastie :D ) and we'd ultrasonical clean their injectors and set up the emissions (4 gas strapped on the van), and feed em, while their mates practices their "too chavvy for kensington skills" on the seafront carpark, on a good nite you could clear a £1k, even after the pasties oh happy times
     
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    So WM, you uses to look for poor vunerable, gullible enthusiasts and seek to make as much income out of them in as shorter time as possible ;)
     
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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    Merlin New tact 2.2 (inc subs) reviewed in this months HFI News, they rave about it, surely if they rave about it that means that it prolly not any good.
     
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    Paul,

    they are bound to rave about it - Tact have started taking out full page ads :D

    Keith Howard has had that system for 18 months - we delivered it to him - so why the delay?

    Having said that, it is a truly extraordinary product in many respects, and represents one of the best bargains in hifi IMO
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    Morning all :)
     
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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    Do you work for parcelforce? Are you connected with tact or are you in the trade?, sorry if it seems a dunmb question, but I really don't know.
     
    analoguekid, Jul 2, 2004
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    When I got my Tact setup, Peter (the MD) flew over from Denmark and helped with setup.

    Peter is one of the good guys, a super guy and I have known him since. I helped him at Bristol in 2003 and took the gear over to Keith after the show - no commercial interest.

    I have however provided tech support and setup advice for many of the UK's tact owners over the past year and a half in my spare time, which has proved educational and pleasurable in equal measures.
     
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    analoguekid Planet Rush

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    I see, Merlin the good samaratin, flew over from Denmark you say, couldn't have been much profit for him in that sale then, so 18 months later does he still have them, and will Tact get them back?
     
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    wadia-miester Mighty Rearranger

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    Merlin,

    certainly no point in audio sir :) besides I thought that was tact's job?, musical extraction on the finest terms, for people who are disillusioned with hifi, and needing some where to sink their hard erned ;)
    Good Morning Penence, hope your piles are being soothed as we speak, prep 'h' for Mr P I feel, only the best :)
     
    wadia-miester, Jul 2, 2004
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    who said i got piles???
     
    penance, Jul 2, 2004
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    joel Shaman of Signals

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    What's all this morning nonsense eh? It's nearly time for Kirin Lager Beer & Accuphase :)
    my suggestion is a compress of hot chili peppers and salt for Penance.
     
    joel, Jul 2, 2004
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    oi
    where my piles come into this?


    Prep H, says on the destruction that its not to be taken orally, are people really that daft?
     
    penance, Jul 2, 2004
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