REL Quake

Morning lord
Did the house have bright coloured blood from the anus?

 

No they had been put there by a piledriver. Maybe you could try one of those on the problem area

 

They need a driver?
what about a conductor to give out tickets?

 

No but I think there had been an inspector involved

 

a VISual bottom inspector perchance?

 

A hole inspector I think

 

eww

 

We must be careful that this thread doesn't become anally obsessed. I think we should consider the teachings of Freud, and having done so I think that there may be something Freudian about the need for a subwoofer, a sort of inadequacey that stems from feeling short changed in the trouser department. Maybe that's why they all have such masculine names, Quake, Vulcan.... Indeed this could link back to the discussion re Pikeys and Bass bins in the boot. What do you think old bean?

 

I think your onto something there mate.
Hence i have small Dynaudio's and no woofer
Nor a car........

 

Penence,

your guidence as ever is most enlightening, oh wise sage of wooferdom

 

i do try


does it show that i have been incredibly bored at work for the last few days?

 

That's why I have simple floorstanders and a Skoda. Maybe the number of additional inches required is matched by the number of additional woofers. Could I suggest a formula be drawn up, along the lines of;

LW = CL + W + CC
Where LW is length wanted
CL is current length
W is number of woofers owned
CC is the size of engine in vehicle

 

Andy,

the thought had never crossed my mind

 

Tone

I needed something new under my name, you gave me the idea, hope you dont mind me stealing your text

 

This thread is in danger of wandering seriously OT.

I'm still looking to you lot to validate my car choice for me. Hurry up.

 

835 replies on a thread about a subwoofer? Must be a good'un

 

May I suggest you try my formula, it should tell you which engine is necessary for your requirements your lowness

 

Yeah but I bet your the only one to have stuck your fingers up a complete strangers ARSE, and then kidded on it was for a medical examination

 

Haven’t got the scooby any more Tone. I bought it at the end of ’98 ‘twas a ‘99 model 215bhp (or so they’d have the insurance companies believe) i.e. the last of the first shape ones. Ran it for 3 and a bit years, had a lot of fun and spent a fortune on fuel, tyres and servicing.

Got a far more sensible 320DSE now. Yes I miss the 5.3 secs 0-60 time of the Scooby but I don’t miss 24mpg – the BM does 45mpg with my heavy right foot. Other than the scooby’s rocketship acceleration and limpet like road-holding the BM’s way better – it’s not a bad handler even in standard form and the impressive 242lbs/ft of torque at 2000 revs makes it feel faster than it’s 8.9 secs to 60 would have you believe. For real world driving (and particularly on the motorway) and with the price of fuel in the UK it takes a lot of beating – such an easy, relaxing drive with that kind of torque – you don’t have to work hard to make it go fast.

Matt.