sell your soul

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    Rodrigo de Sá This club's crushing bore

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    soul valued at £14394 which means 63% of people have a purer soul

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    Rodrigo de Sá, Sep 25, 2003
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    sideshowbob Trisha

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    So what evil thing did you stop doing in the 5 minutes between valuation 1 and 2, RdS?

    -- Ian
     
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    wadia-miester Mighty Rearranger

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    Hey, why worry, 'I'd sold my soul for rock 'n' roll' Catchy title crap album :D
     
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    Rodrigo de Sá This club's crushing bore

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    I stopped nothing: I just cleaned my soul a bit. Aired it, really. It was full of dust (all black and nasty).

    But I suppose I may improve things a bit; my soul is by its nature very clean and shining; I only need to clean it a bit. There is a soul cleaner's around the corner or I may get a soul vacuum cleaner (they sell them in TVShop).

    My problem is, if I vacuum clean my soul will it be engulfed by the machine? In which case I will be left soulless. I wonder how that feels.

    I would try it if only I knew how to get it back from the vc machine.

    A friend of mine once tried to soak his soul in alcohol, and he felt quite soulless for some time. Now there's an idea.

    Further suggestions welcome.
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    Dont stop the medication and book another session ASAP:p
     
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    sideshowbob Trisha

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    I wouldn't. Those things suck.

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    (Sorry, couldn't resist)
     
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    garyi Wish I had a Large Member

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    £21003.

    I am a bad ass! Snigger, its the vinyl purchases that done it!
     
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    garyi Wish I had a Large Member

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    £11352. F**K me this is my Fiances score!@X@x3£@1

    Tell me now how do they arrive at this, she don't smoke, drink, fart or nothing and this.

    What have I got myself into! (Literally)
     
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    garyi Wish I had a Large Member

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    Shit I just twigged, the more your soul is worth the better you are.
     
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    garyi Wish I had a Large Member

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    No hang on that don't work either, some one explain this to me, should I be dumping this bird or what?
     
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    mick parry stroppy old git

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    Chaps

    It said

    "Your soul is worth £43742. For your peace of mind, 16% of people have a purer soul than you."

    So am I a nice guy or not

    Regards

    Mick
     
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    technobear Ursine Audiophile

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    Re: Chaps

    You are more God-like even than Dom!

    :kneel:
     
    technobear, Sep 26, 2003
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    Markus S Trade

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    Your soul is worth £35332. For your peace of mind, 22% of people have a purer soul than you.


    Hey, not quite Mick Parry level, but more than ok. Now if only I had the body of a Greek god ...
     
    Markus S, Sep 26, 2003
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