senseless argument thread

The dimensions of the thread have been especially designed to bring out the worst in ZG members, whatever the treatment.

So be shrill and boom as much as you like, whether your form of intercourse is laid-back or in-your-face.

Anyone found asking questions in a civil manner, or responding to another person's viewpoint with consideration, risks this thread being moved to the kindergarden where manners belong.

 

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries

 

well, your parentage is very clear from your icon

I take it you have no idea about speaker placement; is that a directional tweeter or are you just pleased to see me?

 

they work fine when listening from extreme left and no cables required.....

 

I pray to god that's not you in that photo...

 

No, it's your mum.

 

I cant believe that out of 100,000 sperm yours was the fastest.

 

No, after extensive computer based image optimization of the text on that nametag around his neck, I confirm the following results:

1st letter.... "b"
2nd letter.... "?" - (to be confirmed)
3rd letter.... "b"
4th letter.... "s"

 

Nope, Isaac has long girly hair remember!

 

At least I've got mo' dan you, baldy.

 

I predict it was the slowest, but the one which survived the spermicide

 

I like your style andy. its like mixing fbi with lsd. flbsid or whatever.

 

Mine is bigger than yours.

Dunc

 

Talking to yourself again.

 

Image recognition software has just confirmed that the second letter on the nametag is a vowel apparently.

 

It's bigger than somebody's, and that's all that matters.

Dunc

 

His name is definitely Babs. Has to be. The universe simply wouldn't be right if it were any other way...

Dunc

 

This is getting too civilised. Simply put you're all c*nts. If you have anything to say I'll be in the car park.

 

greg, I spotted your mum today, walking down the street with a matress tied to her back.