For Sale: Squeezebox 3

[Mr_Sukebe]

For sale, my SB3, in black.
Comes boxed, the remote has had little use (I use a Marantz learning remote control).

Looking for £120 including postage to England, Scotland or Wales. Please don't even ask if you're outside of those regions.

If you wish to collect, I'm located in Sutton, Surrey.

Any questions, please ask.

 

[Mr_Sukebe]

Price reduced to £115 including postage.

 

[granville]

I am a prince and have many funds that I need to spend in your butiful cuntry of the green land. I wood be happy to pass you the sum of £105 includin delivery to my palace in Latvia.

Waht do you say to this ? as an alternate you post it too my cousin
Mishkas in UK. I give you postcod if you says agree.
He can pays in UK punds for better spending
Let me have knoledge as soon as now as i mite spend moneys on
machine gun.

mutch thanks prince Norskuch

 

[Mr_Sukebe]

I am a prince and have many funds that I need to spend in your butiful cuntry of the green land. I wood be happy to pass you the sum of £105 includin delivery to my palace in Latvia.

Waht do you say to this ? as an alternate you post it too my cousin
Mishkas in UK. I give you postcod if you says agree.
He can pays in UK punds for better spending
Let me have knoledge as soon as now as i mite spend moneys on
machine gun.

mutch thanks prince Norskuch

Surely you're meant to offer me a cheque for £10,000,000, which I will have full opportunity to clear and send only 50% back, c/w the Squeezebox? The money having coming from your dead Nigerian uncle, who won a diamond mine in a bet with an oil sheik whilst on holiday in Russian negotiating over a germaniam find.

 

[Chris Davies]

Lol great post )

 

[granville]

You are having a piss on me. My offer was in truth you have laughed at my princeness and holesum name. I not no why you link me with scam mungers I am good. Once again I offer you £105 for delivery to my mishkas. Do not cross me again or I will send over rotting pigs head for deliver to your bed blanket. Ander anser me with good news Very quick they now offer rocket launcher in deal

 

[Mr_Sukebe]

Now now old chap.
I know you're trying trying to scare me with your Stalinist chat. Problem is that we know that your Baltic fleet with shortly be a pile of rust, and you've sold all your working aircraft to Malaysia and India.
Lets just say that we'll be looking closely at our involvement with the second front.

 

[granville]

you british dogs you piss on me and my country. how dare you lie
our fleet is best in world our aircraft will crush you into the chalky cliffs you sing about. I am very upset, you offer goods touched by your filthy hands and in good faith i offer many funds to purchase,
you then laugh in my face and shit on my shoes. how dare you I ama prince and have many many funds I could buy you and your
dirty land and crumble you to dust. you may think you are safe
and i am far away but relax confident i will be watching and i will very soon shit on your padre and you will repent.
you have one last chance to accept my fine offer.. who else will touch your cast ofs... £105.50 for your sBthree delivered to Mishkas
say agree or deal with latvian secret police and special thugs/
pigs heads do not travel well- your blanket will be soiled
say yes or else, im not in mood for pissing on. Norskuch

 

[Mr_Sukebe]

I'm sorry old chap, must stop for a quick cup of tea, care to join us, or are you chaps still slapping back the vodka?
With regard to dust, I would have you know that we did buy some rather expensive american underwater coca cola cans a little while back, that have slightly more bite than your average drink of red bull. Wouldn't want to inconvenience our guys with their bridge would you?

 

[granville]

Dispite your infernal riddles you have surrendard to my terms . Once again our great land rubs your snotty nose in the mud
The threat of pigs head has sealed the deal. I not able to collect as dust cloud stops my gulfstream taking airborn. I can get check sent you can cash before sending goods or send all bank account detail to cousin and he wil arrant as transfer funds. You have made wise choose do not cut short existence and back away. norskutch
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[Mr_Sukebe]

Now sold.