The Cat & Dog Diaries

trying not to laugh................. :ffrc:

My westie has a small fluffy dog thingy. As soon as she finishes her dinner, she'll hunt it down and sit with it in her MOuth and stare at everyone. Operation clean dog the other day was hard. Had to sneak it off her and put it in the washing machine. Managed that ok, but busted putting it into the dryer! She didn't look impressed seeing her "baby" (she acts very maternal toward it), going for a spin

She also watches tv! If she sees another animal (cat, dog, lion, t-rex) she's after it! Even seen her go for a cartoon MOnkey before!!!

She don't do too well with other dogs (though she got on with other one who passed on a little over a year back), but is a big people person! Not your typical yappy terrior!!!

Oh, and she can out-sMOke the lot of you!!! and your poncy cats!

 

But at least then you know a cat actually likes you when they hang with you, as opposed to doing things through duty and never questioning, like a dog does.

Plus - at least cats have enough sense to bury their own poo - dogs normally eat theirs don't they....

As for the wildlife thing - good - bloody dawn chorus sucks big time when you're trying to kip after a good (non-all nighter) club night. Plus bird poo is minging...

 

As an ornithologist (hobby)...

It's only overfed, fat, decadent birds that get themselves caught. We have bird feeders and a siamese cat (which kill significantly many times more than any other breed... about 6:1 or so), and she hasn't got one whilst we've lived here. The same can't be said of small squeaky creatures, which are an everyday occurance, but there's too many of them anyway.

So, need I say more than this?:

 

Ha ! Sucker!!

Your cat is thinking "Yeah, OK, I'll do the purring bit - just get that Kitty Kat tin open NOW"

Who says dogs don't have free will. An example as proof...

"Here boy, c'mon"
"Piss off, I'm sniffing this tree"

Yeah, normally in my bloody garden. Where's that air rifle :JPS:

LMAO.

Just imagining those decadent birds hanging out at the feeder or bird bath like the cast of 'Young Posh and Loaded'...

"My dad bought me these Ferrari feathers, there soo cool and really fast, I could outsprint Tibbles from No 32 anytime if I wasn't so wasted on Seed"