Riiiight....been compiling a list.  This is a work in progress  :

- Eurosceptics

- middle lane hoggers

- tailgaters

- people who don't move when the traffic light changes to green

- people who walk too slowly and block the pavement

- The Daily Mail and The Daily Express

- anyone using BA Online Checkin to reserve MY favourite seat on the plane before I get a chance to do it

- people who bring crate sized suitcases (and a briefcase, and a big laptop bag) onto the plane as hand luggage using up the space for everyone else

- airline staff who let people do the above

- people who dive into a lift just as it's closing

- lifts where the "close doors and let's get a move on" button has no effect (like in our office  )

- tourists (here in Lisbon) who don't buy pre-payed tram tickets and then all they have is a 20 Euro note

- large groups of the above, delaying the tram for ages

- people who assume that everyone in the world speaks English, and that if they don't, speaking louder or as if to a young child, will help

- English tourists in the Costa del Sol or Algarve who just want "England, but with sun"

- English bars, restaurants and clubs in the Costa del Sol or Algarve that cater to the philistines above

- English people who've lived in Portugal for 20 years, don't speak a word of Portuguese and spend their entire life in English ex-pat bars and clubs.

- English ex-pats anywhere in the world (esp. Dubai) who only go there to hang out with other English people, earn loads of dosh and play golf

- People who play golf, esp. businessmen who do it to "network" but can't play to save their lives, yet have all the gear and a set of clubs that Tiger Woods would be proud of

- Golf

- Golf courses

- people who go skiing for the aprés-ski

- people who go skiiing and can't ski and are proud of it

- people who go skiing and think that a couple of blue runs in the morning, a 3 hour lunch and a couple more blues in the afternoon is "an epic day".

- skiing beginners who get in your way

- people who fall off on the drag lift infront of you

- snowboarders

Michael.