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Are you SURE you want me in on THIS one?WhistlingAbbaPiezo electric beepers - they're in EVERYTHING from phones to keyrings, and they're at that one frequency that sets me off!)That INCREDIBLY loud woman across the floorplate from me at work - she needs a sock in her gob!Middle management - remove the lazy tossers, and save the NHS and public sector. You're SUPPOSED to WORK, not hold endless pointless meetings. Slackers - and they get paid MORE than the worker ants for that. Assholes.The UK - we've been to the dogs since the 60s thanks to the pinko brigadeLowlife scum who know their "rights" while they burglarise your house, then get given a nice foreign holiday and sympathy for the emotional trauma they suffered when you dared to knife one of them for threatening your little daughter and wife (well, it'll GO that way - let's face it; Tony Martin - we salute you!)Criminal Justice Bill - what justice?Equality - women want it, and still expect the man to change the lightbulbs and unscrew the jars, then get arsey when you hold the door open for them.Dogs - well all bar about 2 that I've met anywayChavsChildren - unless brought up properlyMathematics - computers were designed for a reason!Tax - why do we pay into the NHS to only have to pay for everything again - get those lazy Dole scroungers off their asses and into work)BOGUS asylum seekers/ILLEGAL immigrants (nothing against genuine ones - all 10% of them)People who moan and whine, then don't do anything to solve their situation (my sister, in other words - fat bitch that she is)Buddweiser - King of beers my arse - prince of p*ss morelikeMobile phone ringtonesMobile phones at workCyclists who ride on the pavement at night with no lights or helmetCar drivers who moan about the weather - most of that climate screw up is YOUR FAULT guys!Mothers in 4x4s - good one, Will...but, people whinging about speed cameras - you drive in the speedlimit, you don't have a problem - what's the big deal???Career womenLabourConservativeGeorge WRechargeable batteries - they always die when you most need themSweetcorn - why is it ALWAYS in mixed veg?Washing/washing up/hoovering - when will that robot, promised in the 60s, come out that can do all this? (and don't say "get a wife" - he he - it's still 50/50 split and there's DOUBLE the work then!TV adverts - one, they're all about cars or families, and two, they're always 5000dB louder than the programmesHot weather when you're at workDebtSpeed of modern lifePollutionMedia coverage of "news", like David Blunkett getting a woman up the duff - who gives a sh**?
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