Can I have some more?

Esure TV ads that feature total twunts (i.e. all of them).

80s 'bouffant rock'.

'Adult Oriented Rock.

Poodles.

Mc Donald's.

Vandalised bus seats.

Graffiti.

Pot holes in roads.

Busses that cut up cyclists.

Cars that cut up cyclists.

Drug dealer's BMWs.

Drug dealers BMWs with 15ââ'¬Â subs set to '11'.

Hatchbacks with 15ââ'¬Â subs set to '11'.

Cars with silly pointless blue LEDs on the bottom.

Crap cars with aftermarket alloys and spoilers.

Railtrack (killing people though negligence is never an acceptable loss).

Virgin Trains (since when has a free cup of shit coffee been compensation for being 4 hours late?).

Private Finance Initiative.

Football fans.

Jazz-rock / fusion.

Birkenhead.

'Brit Art'.

Dog shit.

Microsoft Exchange Server / Outlook / Outlook Express (the global virus delivery system).

Busted.

Bootle.

Daytime TV ambulance chaser / loan shark ads.

The TV watershed (it is up to parents to monitor their bloody kids, why should I play a part?).

Crap parents.

Smelly hot and packed tube trains.

Screaming children on trains.

Showing morons how to use MS Office.

The London Underground Train Drivers Union (25k is more than enough, it's not like you have to steer round corners or anythingââ'¬Â¦).

Thin Ethernet peer to peer networks.

Urban regeneration that drives second hand record shops / charity shops off the high street and replaces them with Starbucks.

Starbucks.

Pub chains (why does every town need totally identical pubs?).

MP3s.

The Masonic Lodge.

Chavs who keep Dobermans in 17th floor council flats.

The BNP.

Feltham.

CDs that make a loud mechanical ticking noise yet still play.

CDs that make a loud mechanical ticking noise and don't play.

The Beatles Museum.

The need for yet another remaster of Kind of Blue.

The lack of Krautrock classics currently being reissued.

IBM PS2 series MCA boot disks.

Jade Goody.

TV Chefs.

Tony.