The Surrealist Compliment Generator

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

What you get?

 

Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.

Hmmm...

 

The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws...

 

erm....

As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.

 

Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant.

MO, you could spend may hours over here:

http://www.brunching.com/archive.html

 

A couple of favourites:

http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html

or [takes a while to fill in, but worth it..]

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

 

Thought it was quite apt

 

Surrealist indeed.