There doesnt happen to be....

.....a Saints fan (St Helens) by any chance?

 

Errm, 'Saints' are Southampton

 

Im not aware of Southampton having a Rugby League team.

 

Rugby

Is that the strange perversion of football where someone sits down hard on the ball to force it out of shape so that it won't roll or bounce properly so they just throw it at each other instead

Bizarre

And no, I'm not a fan of either game. Just used to live in S'oton

 

At least there'd be an excuse for the Saints manager using abusive language if it were Southampton

 

Rugby is older than football so football is a strange perversion of rugby. Unfortunatley Saints fans are few and far between just when you need one to take the p*ss out off.

 

I thought rugby started when some bloke picked up the football and ran with it (obviously before the 'handball' rule was formed). So football has to predate rugby.

Careful there - you know that they don't have a sense of humour, don't you?

 

Kicking balls about dates back thousands of years. Its quite suprising to think it took someone so long to realise its easier if you use your hands....

I'm a Saints rugby fan, but the proper version with scrums and lineouts. After the year Northampton have had, all our remaining fans must have a sense of humour!