things that **** me off

people who ignore those of us cueing southbound ,in the rush hour, for the rotherhithe tunnel , zoom straight past and cut in at the mouth.

various TV stations for putting the apprentice and grand designs on at the same time.

 

oh you prudes - i only wrote * * * * F*S

 

programs like the apprentice, they really **** me off.

 

its just the swear filter john.

 

No doubt this is another thing that ****es him off

P.S. John, what's a prude?

 

I know it's just a *&%^*&^*& swear filter. actaully the apprentice is quite good. loads of inept, mostly unemployable egomaniacs busy confirming the point.

prude - see below

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=prude

 

"French, good woman" ? us? That's hitting a bit below the belt isn't it?

 

i'd missed the french origin, but can vouch for the truth,in part, of it

 

The sky advert for Ricky on the simpsons every ten minutes is starting to ****ing **** my cunting ****.

 

Oh good we can do cunting.

 

Roflmao

 

Hows about ****ing?

 

thought not.

The M62. I forking hate that barstard road.

 

I sodding hate it today, 2 hours 10 minutes to do what at that time is normally a 30 minute journey

 

Hey got away with sodding

 

Richard, u is a mod man!!! Behave!

 

People who get on the bus, pay with coppers, ask the driver where it goes and then get of at the next stop.

 

igary, you is da man.... ricky cnuting ger-fcuking-vaise he's just not funny.
things getting up my nose at the mo.

drivers who cut corners 'cos they can;t be arsed to turn the steerign wheel a bit more.

people who don;t understand the concept of the queue.

bmw drivers. (sorry had just had to).

in the supermarket people behind you who push their trolley right up behind you while you are packing your goods. this means that you can't get to the chip and pin keypad without leaning over their cuntishly placed trolley. i've now taken to just pushing them out of the way - if this means that they are squashed between their trolly and the one behind them then tough fcuking sh1t.

groups of walkers who don;t have any idea of which side of the path they are meant to be on when i'm on a bike ride. they jsut seem to wander around in a brownian type random way. then when you shout excuse me they stop and look about and act even more randomly.

also walkers who feel that they have to comment on a cyclists speed as they go past them. i pray for deep puddles if i encounter them.

dogs, their sh1t, their owners, their owners lack of control over their sh1tting fcuking awful mongrels.

the way the word **** is now aparently the worst thing you can say! how is it any different to the word *****, ****, tits, prick, cock or wang? asside from the fact that it's spelt differently.

the fact that i'm not lottery rich, 4 stone lighter and knobbing angelina jolie, kylie and alison goldfraap.

the way the word '****' (cnut) is now in the ******* swear filter. *****...

 

People who moan constantly:grrr:

Sorry, had to be done

 

Twats who ride bikes on country footpaths and think they've got some sort of bleedin right to do it.