things that **** me off

Officially designated ''footpaths'' is wrong, I quite agree with you Bob.

Its right up there with riding your bike on the pavement.


All this from a cyclist (at heart).


Nothing is ****ing me off at present... apart from society/governments lack attitudes towards recycling/conserving natural resources, human rights abuses and war... but I try not to think about those things too much.... I use my vote and put money in the right charity tins.

life's too short to be unhappy

 

In the context of the mis-spelled curse, something that gets to me:

Any t-shirt/top that has the FCUK logo. It's pathetic creating a brand name just to make an acronym look like "****".

Also, numbnuts that swear in front of my kids because they can't string a sentence together without swearing every other word.

****ing idiots.

 

Fµcking patronising 'net nanny' language filters.

Cµnt. Píss. Fµck. Shít.

 

People that park in disabled spaces without a permit – lazy ¢Ünts.

Radio1 news (the female newsreader) - is it me or is she slowed down ever so slightly to make the pronunciation clearer? On top that the content is dumbed down to terry ƒuckwit levels with added patronising sensationalism. Makes my ƒucking blood boil. On that topic ITV news is 10 times worse. Jeesus I'm getting mad just thinking about it!

MacDonalds, KFC etc and their stranglehold over kids. Why would a government that literally outlaws smoking not protect our children from these evil empires?

Obesity in kids really really makes me mad. NO NEED!!!!

 

As my stonner friend would say after listening to a long conversation

'Yeah dude...'

 

bbc breakfast tv news is revolting.

 

But the disabled spaces are always bl00dy empty! It seems a shame to waste them

And the litter, what about the litter! OH SWEET MERCY, DON'T FORGET THE LITTER!!!!! AAAAAARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

 

Parents who think it's somebody elses fault their kids are fat.

 

People who think that parents are the only influence on children.

 

Parents who say 'I can't do anything with them' when they get to the age of 15, when if they had done something with them when they were younger they'd be able to do something with them now

 

Yea BBC news has turned into a big turd on the doorstep of the BBC and they need to do something about it, its fkcing moronic.

Now that we have all got round the swear filter and presumably we are all adults, is it not time to turn it off?

 

cyclists who spend several hundred pounds on a pushbike but presumably cannot afford the 75p for a copy of the highway code, or be bothered to read it.

 

Absolutely.

So many parents seem completely unwilling to "notice" their kid's bad behaviour, never pull them up if they are upsetting other kids, never comment if their child is mean or unfair. Just an extension of their own belief that the universe should spin around them, no need to learn how to participate with others unless it's in competition with others. So of course I give their kids a couple of slaps to show em and then square up to the Dad...

 

my job at the moment - got a feckin colleague off sick (2 weeks so far and off next week too) and I'm doing the job of 5 people, I can bearly cope, but feck 'em - I still find time to surf and I'm enjoying ignoring the phone now...

 

people who don't know the price of the highway code....
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos...616390/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/203-8577643-3975167

walkers who belive a bridleway, BOAT or RUPP is actually a footpath, berate you when they see you on one on a bike and then get abusive when you assert your right to be on one.

twitchers (birdwatchers) with huge fecking gantry style tripds with a tiny monocular on top who take up the whole bridleway with their infernal gizmos.

people who can;t control their reeking mongrel canine monstrosities.

 

dont get me started on dog owners - as a runner (read jogger) I enjoy a good plod in woods and fields (saves my knees and is far more fun than sucking car fumes on the roads) - but when did it become acceptable to allow dogs to sh1t everywhere? Ive lost count of the amount of times I've had to clean the turd from trainers

 

Parents who don't accept that they are the major formative influence on their children's behaviour.

 

Lazy bastards who don't seem to think that those parallel white lines in the car park apply to them.

(the bigger the car, the lazier the bastard)

 

Greg, I'd employ you if I could. If I had £10 for every time I heard the line, I don't know what you want me to do with them, or worse still, I can't do a thing with them. I usually feel like screaming 'Why did you have chuffing kids then, did it not occur to you to keep your legs closed you retared imbecile'
What I usually end up doing is trying to get them to establish some simple ground rules and practice using the word no. Which lasts oooohhhh until the first tantrum.

 

Oh and the parent I had a meeting with this morning who despite me having video evidence from the CCTV of her daughter assaulting someone else, refused to accept she was dong wrong. I despair sometimes