"To a Fert"

> Attributed to Scotland's most widely known Jew - The Rabbi Burrrrrrrns
>
> "To a Fert"
>
> The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
> Stert workin like a gentle breeze
> But soon the puddin wi the saucey face
> will have ye blawn a ower the place
>
> Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
> A'bodys gonnae hae tae pay
> Even if ye try to stifle
> It's like a bullet oot a rifle
>
> Hawd yer bum tae the chair
> Tae try to stop the leaking air
> Shify yersel from cheek to cheek
> Prae tae god it doesnae reek
>
> But aw yer efforts go assunder
> oot it comes like a clap o'thunder
> Ricochets aroon the room
> Michty me a sonic boom
>
> Good god almighty it fairly reeks
> Hope i huvn'ae shit ma breeks
> Tea the bog i better scurry
> Ach whit the hell it's no ma worry
>
> Abody roon aboot me chokin
> Wan or two are clearly bokin
> I'll feel better for a while
> Ah cannae help but raise a smile
>
> Wis him! I shout with accusing glower
> Alas to late he jist keeled ower
> Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
> I dinnae feel welcome any mare
>
> Where e're ye go let yer wind gan'free
> Sounds like just the job fur me
> Oh what a fuss at rabbies perty
> Ower the sake o'one wee ferty

 

Very good :ffrc:

 

Aye No Bad

Robert