Todays joke

Tony Blair steps out onto Downing Street in the dead of winter.
Right in front of him, in front of No. 10, he sees "The Prime Minister Must
Die" written in urine across the snow.

Well, old Tony is pretty pissed off.

He storms into his security staff's HQ,and yells
"Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow in the front damn street! And
they wrote it in urine!
Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where
were you guys?!"

The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.

Tony hollers "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO
DID IT!
I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"

The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits.
Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says

"Well Mr. Blair, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news.
Which do you want first?"

Tony says "Oh Hell, give me the bad news first." The officer says
"Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came
back, and it was Prescott's."

Blair says "Oh my god, I feel so... so... betrayed! One of my own Ministers!

Damn.

...Well, what's the really bad news?"

The officer replies "Well, it's Cherie's handwriting"




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