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did anyone else see the interview with rachel s in the graniad a few weeks ago. it was a gentle and funny hatchet job, she's a bit dim bless her cotton socks.

 

Wot? Celebrity with "this much talent" (holds up little finger ) in not very bright shock?
Never...

 

Damn right - talk about "Brown door"

Plus my mum always says "It's better to give than receive" - aiii!

 

Here's another but unrelated favourite conundrum for you. You sit on a bicycle at the top of a tall platform. A ramp leads down to the ground but splits into two, leading eventually to two doorways beyond which is unknown as tissue paper covers each. The bicycle has no brakes. You are told through one door lies stunt foam and mats, glamour models and champagne, plus best of all ten million pounds. Through the other door your bike gets slowed down by a gauntlet of cactus, thorns and barbed wire. Then you have to watch the person you hate the most being given the ten million pounds. Now, would YOU take the risk?

 

yes

 

What are you on? And where can I get some?

 

I am on a seat. You can get one from a variety of general department stores and specialised retail outlets, including on-line stores. How about you Rsand, would you take the risk?

 

Not much of a gambler especially with such poor odds as evens! I don't think Robbie Williams needs another £10m