What exactly are the pharmancies there for?

I went to the doctors this morning suffering from severe stress, the doctor said sex is the best way to reduce stress levels.

So I went down to Boots and asked the best looking girl at the pharmancy counter for some sex, I got a slap.

Customer service these days, I thoght chemests were there to provide doctors orders

 

Shoulda went to Moss

 

I must stress that this is a thread is an attempt of a joke before I get some stupid replies saying what did I expect.

I got my suit from Moss though well the brothers Moss.

 

Nice one... none of the woman I told it too seem impressed!

 

Try motorcycling. Works for me

But sex is good too

 

Good one AT,

haha what women do you hang around with Tenson, my wife thought it was funny, thought that Dom and Harry should try that line and see how far they get! hehe now i'm gona get a kickin'!

 

I'll only use some cheesy line that that at the start of December, Lee - as that's when terror for my impending embarrassment will start to kick in...