Who says money cant buy love

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PBirkett, Oct 29, 2003.

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    rob SCHMOOOOKIN

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    i'd do her.
     
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    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    catering for everyone too!

    She males, custom skin colours, etc!

    Each to their own eh!
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    You could get a mail order bride from Indonesia or Thailand or somewhere like that for probably less than that... :)

    I daren't try the URL - I bet it's banned here...

    Besides, I don't have £6k :) He he he...

    BLOODY HELL - it's not banned! Yeah, I'd do that ;)
     
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    Question is, would SHE do you :D she looks awfuly piccky :)
     
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    My name is Ron It is, it really is

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    That is very twisted. Almost as disturbing as the thought that Michael Howard could become the next PM. Almost.
     
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    I've not been able to view the picture at the beginning of this cos of 'Cyber Patrols'(I like to think of them as the Geek Police) but, if it comes close to being almost as disturbing as the prospect of Michael Howard in charge, it's gotta be bad.

    Wasn't Michael Howard considered 'far right', even in the Thatcher government? Scary indeed...
     
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    themadhippy seen it done it smokin it

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    nice doll but can she cook , can she sup ,can she do the washing up?

    i did try a blow up doll once,i got a bit carried away and gave her love bite,she was so impressed that she farted,started to go down on me and then flew out the window.
    A blow up doll for torry leader,now theres an idea
     
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    voodoo OdD

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    Imagine being the product tester :D !
     
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    I like your thinking, hippy - is this what Charles Kennedy meant by 'a third way'? ;)
     
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    :lol: ROTFLMFAO :lol:
     
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    wadia-miester Mighty Rearranger

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    Paul Birkett, come on down :D, Just think no more keyboard abuse :) , just real hair and moving parts :MILD:
     
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    What a good job that would be getting paid to empty your balls every day :JPS:
     
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    garyi Wish I had a Large Member

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    Imagine the smell after a few weeks eh?
     
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    voodoo OdD

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    :chunder:
     
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    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    A few years back we bought a mate a blow up doll for his 18th. It may not have been as realistic as these ones, but still had the upper hand....... it had a pint glass/can holder built into the top of *her* heard!!! It don't get better than that!
     
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    I wonder if you could get her to fanny fart to the tune of 'God Save The Queen'? Did anyone check for the requisite flaps?

    Hey, and look on the bright side, at least if she's not wearing any knickers there'd be no dandruff on her shoes.

    Arf!

    Marco.
     
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