Who'll be next?

OK two bannings recently. Who's your MOney on to be next?

Will the recent happenings make people realise how pathetic they can get, and thus things will calm down?

Will someone else kick off?

Will Mike decide he's had enough and call it a day and ban himself?

Will Marco or Bub return in the New Year and be first back out the door?

Will Mick Parry crack under one too many phase jokes?

Will Rory and Birkett kick off over missing cables again?

Will two forces of MOnarchy and anti MOnarchy supporters, led by Julian and Ian, kick off?

Will Dom and Hatkins kick off against the world?

Will WM and Timpy have a lovers fall out?

Will John Watson and Anthony Michaelson both sign up to zerogain and get chatting, only to discover they're long lost brothers. Then join to form the Worlds MOst flame inducing Brand ever! Only for it to all end bitterly when John can't stand Anthony's clarinet playing, or Anthony stubs his toe one too many times on them spikes and turn into all out war!

Will the AV Forums bod's use zerogain as a neutral battle ground and spill these pages with blood!

Will Gary/Free Willy/666/Anarchy and CJ return in the battle of all battles!

Who do you reckon it'll be and how will they make their exit?

Keep it fun though hey kids

 

Tones will be put on trail for his life on a charge of lack of witchcraft and failure to adhere to The True Faith. He will be subjected to Trial By Ordeal, by being forced to listen to loud heavy metal on WM's system at ful volume while cables are changed at random. If he cannot tell a difference, he will be pronounced a DOG (Deaf Old Git) and condemned to death. If he can hear a difference, he will be denounced as a dog, a hypocrite and a misleader of the people and will be condemned to death. Sentence to be carried out by impaling on a Mana Sound Frame at Phase 37 connected intermittently to the mains via a Eupen power cable, and there being sprayed with green paint, flogged with interconnects of increasing price (if not value) and bombarded by Shakti stones of increasing size until the life radiation is gone from him. He will then be reprocessed into candles for romantic evenings by the hi-fi.

 

Tones, do I detect just a wee hint of cynisum in that post sir
No I can think of a fate worse than being stoned to death with alledged rfi absorbing material, being chaining you to the demo chair in a sevenoaks listening room, and have to undergo 8 hours of nora jones/pat barber/eva cassidy on a full m/f system on splendor s8's. This will then teach you the meaning of no difference

 

Who, Sir? Me, Sir?

 

While attempting to diss the monarchy, dole scroungers and Lame Academy stars (as he's given up on wasting time moaning about single mothers!) Dom'll be suffocated under his finally-caved in bookcase full of vinyl and CDs. As he blacks out, he'll think "blimey, I respect Mick for owning up to having a speaker out of phase!" and then wander "did Bub and Marco get banned - if so, I missed the thread that caused it"



Seriously - what happened there - why have they been banned???

WM - if you had a turntable I could loan you the Electro Hippies albums to torture Tones with - heavy metal is for pussies - hardcore's where it's at

Just kidding Tones

 

Phew! Another lucky escape!

 

Trust me Tones, It's a very lucky escape,and if they'd have played that stuff through a naim fronted system with SL2's, then man you can kiss all the wall paper in the house good bye, plus the inner ear cannal as well, one of the best methods of non inviasive ear wax removal in the world

 

WM - stop swearing! SL2 - wash your mouth out!! Bloody AWFUL speakers. In fact, almost every Naim speaker I've heard blows goats for quarters, though a properly set up pair of SBLs I once heard were OK.

The P3/Ortofon 540/Naim NAIT3/Rega Elas combo didn't clear my ears out with Electro Hippies unfortunately - I'll try it on the bedroom system with those old MS25i's with the not-for-vinyl metal dome tweeters - oooouch! Got a lot of earwax at the mo though so hoping this'll work!!!

The Electro Hippies definitely aren't the band I could listen to all the time, but for getting you de-stressed from a crap day at work they seem to do the biz - a bit like Panterra!!!

 

A suggestion to help avoid future heated discussions/bans:

Make the forum software recognise the word "Mana" as a swear word that is "auto-replaced" by four asterisks.

Mind you I guess they'd then write "M@na" or something - wouldn't be too difficult to cover all options mind.

Of course, the other danger is that the Plain English Society take a look and insist on a WM ban for a scandalous misuse of the Engligh language.



Matt.

 

It wasn't any one thread in particular, it was the fact that 99% of active moderation I (and the other mods) had to do involved one or both of them causing trouble.

Whilst it might have got some more punters in as everyone from around craned their necks to take a look at the latest incident it wasn't doint the long term health of the forum any favours IMO and I actually have other things to do than moderate schoolboy arguments

Now, to get back into the jovial tone of this thread, Dom, before you know it you'll be shacked up with a single mother on the dole with every back issue of Hello! that features anyone from the Royal Family

Michael.

 

If you lock me in a room with 5 guys around and .1 under me, shouting STEREO, make that last one Pbirketts avatar, please... :SWMBO:

 

http://manaforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=462298155&f=172298155&m=1894092203

 

Funny thing is, knowing the way my life works, you might well be right!!! At least if nothing else, there'll be no shortage of bog paper!!!

 

Chaps

Out of couriosity, what is the Big Issue about.

I know certain sorts sell it on the streets to earn an honest crust but I have never bought one.

Regards

Mick

 

Mick

I think its about modern issues that are considered to be big,
Sorry, no idea tbh, i refuse to buy it, need money? get a job

 

Then hand over that vast sum of a whole quid and take a read. Then while you are perusing the pages the scruffy street urchin can scuttle away to get his next crack fix and a can of special brew!!!!




Only kidding.

Some of the mags contents are quite good. has some fair unbiased music reviews. Its a bit like a cheaper version of Time Out magazine. Plus it earns the seller a small income to help him /her on thier way to a better life.

take a read one day you may be pealsantly surprised i know i was.

 

In Bristol they only want the cash for Special Brew (made for *special* people), they just steal drugs

 

lol

 

As GPC says, it's a bit like time out. Bits on upcoming and recent events, music, exhibitions, shows etc...

Tends to also be some interesting articles. Rarely buy it myself, but it's been OK when I've read it.

Dom, I don't think you'll get banned. I think you'll walk out yourself. After accepting your inner feelings you'll go through with the gender reassignment surgery. You'll then "aquire" a child and live a life of a single *MOther* yourself. You'll have to give up your job (not because of needing to give MOre time to your *child*) because of your crack habit and dole scrounging lifestyle You'll then sell your computer for a bag and thus reMOve yourself from forum life..... maybe.

 

they should get a job
thievin junkie scumbags